The Holidays Episode 2: Kringle Delivers the last post

Rumor has it that The Polar Express made its way to the mailroom for its annual drop off... and the rumor is correct. One student received a very special delivery from Chris Kringle this week. Although this student will not be revealed for his own personal security, we can say that the package was labeled both fragile and to be kept refrigerated. TJ happened to be in The Mailroom upon the time of the delivery, and although he is now under the EPP [Elf Protection Program], we do have some recorded footage from the man himself. Let's take a look.

And holiday cheer radiated from the receiver of the package. Again, we are unable to reveal the name of the receiver, but we do have found some documentation when the package was picked up. 

Moral of the story: 
Even Santa uses The Mailroom

From all of us at The Mailroom, Merry Christmas. 

The Mailroom blog has come to an end, but this historic landmark is open five days a week, Monday-Friday, from 10am-4:30pm. 

The Holidays Episode 1

The holiday cheer is ever present in the mailroom, from goodie bags to stockings, you won't be able to find the grinch in this neck of the woods. A couple of updates for you. 

THE... IAN STERK... has received November employee of the month. So, that makes 2 months for Ian. 

okay Hannah, we get it... Ian is the best employee. 

Good job Ian.

(you're so humble)

Hannah also pulled out the grandma card and hung stockings for all of the employees, in order of her favorites (i.e. Janelle).

Controversial Content:

The following may not be suitable for potential Simpson Students, faculty or prospective geese looking to make the campus their home in hopes of getting some food scraps. 

Tyler on Caf

Janelle has recently been having dreams that she is Spider-Jan being stalked and striddled by a giant robot. Jackie in Student Financial Services gave her a sticker and a note, as well as Taylor in Registrar. 

Caleb aka 100% posted a photo of the action on The Mailroom cabinets.

With the end of the week nearing, the mail load is some what dissolving and the finals week work schedule has been made. 

Also, shout out to Hannah: Thanks for the Christmas bonus!!

Match made in The Mailroom.

Tony used the mailroom this week to snag his lady friend, Rebekah aka Stoody, as his very own. And the best part is... it worked! Tony craftily put gether a surprise package while he was working and Stoody came in thinking she was collecting just an ordinary mailroom pickup, when little did she know what was in her box. The box was filled with candies and fun things that she loved and at the bottom she found a note and realized that the box was from Tony, asking her if she would be more than just his friend. And well... The rest is history. 

Match made in heaven just turned into match made in the mailroom. 

And while Tony has been in quite a good mood this week, Tyler on the other hand has been having some trouble with his singleness. And to top it off he had to work on the heaviest mail load day.

With so much going on this week, it has been another successful five days of mail, copy jobs, sorting and dating services. Only a few of the many services that The Mailroom offers.