Roses are Red.

An honorary member of the mailroom is hard to come by these days. In order to be granted an honorary notion, one must be accepted by each Simpson University Mailroom Employee as a friend. One such person must be able to think quick on their feet, must be able to seem as if they do work in the mailroom by performing menial tasks handily [incase the actual employee decides to step out for a moment and a customer comes in needing a package, copy jobs or to purchase a stamp] and must be able to handle the menacing nature of Tyler towards the female species.

For the first time in almost 6 months, since Bryce Ritchie lost his honorary membership when Dustin Lowe [the former supervisor] moved to Enrollment Services, we are proud to say that Miss. Roseleen Meade has come about to be one such member, one who warms all of our hearts.

Holding many roles on campus including Student Resident Director of Morgan, she is welcomed in the mailroom at all times... and she knows it.

Here is an account of Rosie on Tuesday

Asleep under the desk. Were we surprised? YES! Actually we were. Rosie tends to have a lot of energy which she allows us to see through her random dancing, her laughter, her story telling and her witty remarks to Tyler as tries to use pick up lines on her, naturally.

And this week, she received jeans in the mail, and we were compelled to give her some theme music as she opened them in excitement.