Stories from an undisclosed location in the Mailroom

BEFORE I DO ANYTHING.. I would like to make a shout out to Hannah for covering for me this morning last minute. She has officially put herself in the running to become supervisor of the month. Announcement of the winner will be made in the near future, stay tuned.

This week has of course been eventful in the Mailroom! Does a day go by without excitement in the Mailroom? Do pigs fly? Does Tyler have a girlfriend? Has Hannah finally found her man? The answer to all of these questions is no! But the slight problem is that I wasn't in the Mailroom at all today, so we are going to have to do some back tracking and relive the past. 

But on the other unfortunate side of things is that my favorite happening in the Mailroom this week may cause further embarrassment to undisclosed members of the mailroom, so I won't do that to Ian. So... a picture in place of a story will have to do. Any guesses on the story behind it? [Insert buzzer noise here] Nope, you're wrong. Nice try though! Let's just say that Hannah thought the box was for someone with the last name of Gor-GEE-OS... and didn't realize that it was a gift from Ian to his lovely lady.... oops, wrong delivery. 

A blast from the past came to visit, we almost didn't even recognize him when he walked in. It's true, it's Dustin Lowe, the previous supervisor, now only a mark of history. And with history, comes time, and he is looking a little less strong these days. I guess enrollment services doesn't give him as much of a workout as the Mailroom did.

"My favorite thing about the Mailroom is the workout that I get."- Dustin [2010]

"My favorite thing about Enrollment is the phone calls that I get to make to strangers." -Dustin [2011]

Dustin gazes upon his old stomping grounds, holding back a tear.

Yesterday as Greg and Janelle closed up the Mailroom for the day, and sent the outgoing mail through "Betty" [the weighing and stamping machine], she decided to act up a bit. The following clip is of Betty, after Betty had been shut off. The following clip is not normal activity. The following clip is when Betty should be completely asleep, instead, Betty threw a hissy fit.