Friday, November 11, 2011

The usual updates?

It has come to our attention, lately, that the culture of The Mailroom is rather entertaining to those who are not there on a daily basis. So, instead of fishing for a topic, why don't we just give some updates of a normal week in the mailroom. So here they are, in all their normality.

*We received a ball in the mail. Yes, a ball. Not in a box, not in an envelope and not even wrapped up. Just stuck with a stamp and shipped to us. In the past we have also received bananas, coconuts and even pineapples via the United States Postal Services, and the best part is that USPS does not even think twice about it when we go to pick up the mail in the morning, yet our jaws drop.


- --*Shout out to Professor Rose who gave us a fun load of colorful copy jobs to accomplish! If you are in any of his classes you are fully aware that he takes the fun of education to a whole new level with his colorful handouts.

*Hannah took off for the afternoon to go to a wedding, so the "lower than thou's" had the place to themselves. Tyler managed the afternoon shift with Tessa and had a surprise visit by Janelle who brought them Dunkaroos.


Tyler was greatly appreciative and wanted the world to know through a video update on his day:



*The "Employee(s) of the Month" wall is filling up quickly, the fight for november is underway and claws are coming out.


*Nicole and her twin sister Natalie studied vigorously for a test 10 minutes prior to class. Natalie claims Nicole to be the smart one, and studying techniques of sucking every last bit of knowledge from her twins mind became a apparent during a comical cram session.

*Tyler is still single, yet has a secret crush, mega crush, on up and coming star Jaymee Dee, YouTube sensation.

*A formula is currently being calculated for the amount of paper cuts received each day from sorted mail based on speed and agility and weight of the actual mail. Updates on that in the future.

*Next weeks blog will feature the many sides of Tyler, and possibly an inside look at who Mystery Man Tony actually is.

3 comments:

  1. Every time I read this blog, I literally burst out laughing! It seems as though there is never a dull moment in the mailroom. I also have to comment on the ball. I wonder who the lucky person was to get the ball... I must say, people are pretty creative these days. I didn't even know you could send things like balls in the mail!

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  2. I love this blog because I can't stop laughing. I pass by the mailroom almost everyday and I always think of the things you say....it's kind of like a soap opera.....

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  3. Oh man! I had totally forgotten about dunkaroos! That is my childhood right there! Those things are so good, I want some now... If only I knew where I could get some.

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